02:26 25/07/2020 timestamp for tea prep 02:28 25/07/2020 ilinx whirling 02:28 25/07/2020 temperature 80 degrees celsius 02:28 25/07/2020 agon: a record 02:29 25/07/2020 mimesis: tea-master 02:29 25/07/2020 alea: fortune favors the bold 02:29 25/07/2020 ilinx still whirls? 02:29 25/07/2020 5 reply yes 02:30 25/07/2020 temperature steady at eighty 02:34 25/07/2020 began cooling process 02:35 25/07/2020 began timing. getting used to new medium. 02:35 25/07/2020 what do we do with the old kalendar system? 1. 02:36 25/07/2020 I say burn it! 02:36 25/07/2020 Seal it and lock it away in the records forever! 02:36 25/07/2020 NO, NO, YOU NITWITS. USE IT AS PART OF AN ANCIENT INCANTATION!!!!! 02:36 25/07/2020 We respect you, old man, but don't overstep your bounds. 02:37 25/07/2020 Indeed, we are five here! 2. 02:37 25/07/2020 02:38 25/07/2020 02:43 25/07/2020 02:43 25/07/2020 02:44 25/07/2020 <... which one are you talking about?> 3. 02:44 25/07/2020 02:45 25/07/2020 02:46 25/07/2020 OK, CALM YOUR HORSES! it's a Darjeeling first flush. "First flush is harvested in mid-March following spring rains, and has a gentle, very light colour, aroma, and mild astringency." 02:47 25/07/2020 02:48 25/07/2020 <... Is he a square or not? I can't tell.....> 4. 02:49 25/07/2020 02:50 25/07/2020 02:51 25/07/2020 02:53 25/07/2020 02:54 25/07/2020 5. 02:55 25/07/2020 02:55 25/07/2020 02:56 25/07/2020 02:58 25/07/2020 02:58 25/07/2020 set up ftp connection to ilinx.nl 03:22 25/07/2020 03:22 25/07/2020 03:22 25/07/2020 03:22 25/07/2020 03:28 25/07/2020 <"/customers/0/8/8/janmiller.nl/httpd.www/ilinx/tea of the week.txt" caught this snippet in the meantime. looks like we're making another link.> 03:51 25/07/2020 03:51 25/07/2020 03:52 25/07/2020 03:52 25/07/2020 03:52 25/07/2020 <"...AND THUS IT WAS ON THE FIFTH DAY THAT ZARATHUD DECIDED TO PARTAKE JOYOUSLY OF A HOTDOG IN THE CITY OF THE BIG APPLE..."> 03:55 25/07/2020 <>seems like we got three more of these to come 03:55 25/07/2020 < 03:55 25/07/2020 <>five to the power of...> yes, but we can use more dimensions now 03:55 25/07/2020 03:55 25/07/2020 <>finally one got it..... 03:56 25/07/2020 03:56 25/07/2020 03:56 25/07/2020 03:57 25/07/2020 03:57 25/07/2020 <... HEY I WORKED HARD ON THAT THING!!!!! 23:00 26/07/2020 so uhh... is anyone watching the tea? 23:00 26/07/2020 got some right here 23:00 26/07/2020 well????? 23:01 26/07/2020 hmm, bit too sour, needs more honey 23:01 26/07/2020 but it's boomtime...? 23:03 26/07/2020 threw it back with the rest and put it on the fire 23:04 26/07/2020 FIRE! I APPROVE OF THIS PLAN! 23:04 26/07/2020 sorry, my friend gets too enthusiastic sometimes 23:04 26/07/2020 then, when they ask what we were doing >we can say we were just making some tea< 23:05 26/07/2020 MEANWHILE 23:05 26/07/2020 5 MORE LEGIONNAIRES ARRIVED FROM THE SAVAGE STEPPES OF DOMBLEBURG 23:05 26/07/2020 WHERE THEY HAD SPENT PRICKLE PRICKLE PLAYING IN THE HIGH GRASS AND GETTING TANGLED IN THE BARBED WIRE 23:05 26/07/2020 THEY IMMEDIATELY STARTED ASKING TO SEE A REPRESENTATIVE FROM THE KOUNCIL 23:05 26/07/2020 THE KOUNCIL SENT ITS MOST CUNNING INFILTRATOR TO PLAY A GAME OF SHADOWS WITH THEM 23:13 26/07/2020 Gentlemen, I do say it is going to be a great Pungenday! The kouncil says the tea is strong. 23:30 26/07/2020 whoops, kinda lost it in the time vortex over there 23:30 26/07/2020 yeah, no kidding, that thing is a menace. who the fuck left it over there, anyway? 23:31 26/07/2020 ..... 23:31 26/07/2020 ERIS! \\\\\///// 23:55 26/07/2020 I poured it into a cup 23:56 26/07/2020 ready for the toast to pungenday? 23:56 26/07/2020 I guess so 23:56 26/07/2020 seems like time's coming up tho 23:56 26/07/2020 get the pill man, c'mon! 00:04 27/07/2020 ok now, real talk! how is the tea? 00:04 27/07/2020 YOU MEAN WHAT IS THE TEA BECOMING?! 00:05 27/07/2020 whoa, now, easy there, pal 00:05 27/07/2020 yeah, we're still cooking with original ingredients here 00:06 27/07/2020 love it 00:06 27/07/2020 me too 00:06 27/07/2020 same 00:06 27/07/2020 yep, still good 00:06 27/07/2020 this is a [x][x][x][x][x] 00:17 27/07/2020 # klandestine kouncil meeting with the shadow # 00:17 27/07/2020 "let us merge our churches" 00:17 27/07/2020 "But we are not sure what that fully entails!" 00:18 27/07/2020 "We have Faith!" 00:18 27/07/2020 "Well, in that case come in because we're all out!" 00:21 27/07/2020 >real talk, how many rem cycles do we want? 00:22 27/07/2020 >I think five is best, honestly... 00:22 27/07/2020 >...so how much is five times one and a half? 00:22 27/07/2020 >5x1.5=7.5 aka seven and a half aka 7:30 hours. 00:23 27/07/2020 "ARE THEY STILL DOING TIME MAGIC IN THERE?!?!?!?!?!" >>>>>IN REALITY< THAT WOULD ADD UP TO ABOUT 8:00 AND SOME SPARE CHANGE 00:25 27/07/2020 let's do rise at nine. 00:25 27/07/2020 wise 00:25 27/07/2020 yes 00:25 27/07/2020 sure 00:25 27/07/2020 hahhahaa, ooookaaay! 00:26 27/07/2020 .....and they keep going now!!!!! 00:26 27/07/2020 yup, they certainly got the rekord. five real ones. 00:26 27/07/2020 I say that means we have about an hour left. 00:27 27/07/2020 TO THAT I SMOKE! 00:27 27/07/2020 HAHAA! GENTLEMEN! WE ARE NOT OUT OF IT YET! 00:27 27/07/2020 BE SURE TO HAM IT UP A LITTLE! 00:27 27/07/2020 YES, HAMMY ACTING IS THE BEST! 00:28 27/07/2020 pungennt.. what does that taste like? 00:29 27/07/2020 it's like... a bit of sweet with a bit of setting-orange? 00:29 27/07/2020 what are you on? 00:29 27/07/2020 mostly tea ;) 00:30 27/07/2020 >>>>>THE CLOCK STRIKES FIVVVVVE TIIIIIMMMMMEEEEESSSSS<<<<< 00:32 27/07/2020 whew, quick one 00:33 27/07/2020 yeah, studied with the old masters, apparently. trained in mysterious ceremonies to serve tea. he now leads a subtle life with no internal conflict, and never fails to seize the moment to study with the ancient ones 00:35 27/07/2020 Now we have achieved true tea 00:35 27/07/2020 nothing tea 00:35 27/07/2020 we are one with nothing 00:35 27/07/2020 but mostly tea 00:35 27/07/2020 yeah, trea. I mean tea. 00:36 27/07/2020 love this number, 00:36 27/07/2020 oh yeah, the thirty six! 00:36 27/07/2020 give it to me Goddess! 00:36 27/07/2020 Hey wait, why the fuck doesn't this guy have any apples in his house? 00:36 27/07/2020 for REAL?! 00:37 27/07/2020 Five enter 00:37 27/07/2020 One leaves 00:37 27/07/2020 the Challenger 00:37 27/07/2020 versus 00:37 27/07/2020 THE CHAMPION 00:37 27/07/2020 okay, done with the timestamps for now... we can do some detailing irl later. 00:38 27/07/2020 gotcha.> 00:38 27/07/2020 ALLLLright, that's a wrap, then, fellas! [cigar bungles ostentatiously from mouth] 00:38 27/07/2020 I say we smoke! 00:39 27/07/2020 "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" 00:39 27/07/2020 "Yeah, we're like, with the authorities and stuff, 00:39 27/07/2020 and you're being like super weird or whatever." 00:40 27/07/2020 The squares assemble in a circle 00:40 27/07/2020 (because fuck euklid!) 00:40 27/07/2020 and begin chanting: 00:40 27/07/2020 ERIS DISKORDIA! HAIL BE TO OUR GODDESS! GREAT MAY BE THE TIDINGS THAT THIS CEREMONY SHALL UNFOLD FOR OUR BROTHERHOOD! ETCETERA! konvention<> to use, because some oafy looking fellow in the outside the window had earlier roared: "ASK THEM HOW TO NUMBER OUR DAYS!" Day: Pungenday Confusion 62nd, YOLD 3186 Location: SUPER ULTRA HIGH OFFICE OF SRI SIYADASTI, ANCIENT LOGICIAN AND PHILOSOPHER AND SUPER INTO STUDYING HARD AND STUFF Time: 00:55

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#### MEANWHILE #### 15:26 27/07/2020 man, the tea is still giving, too! 15:27 27/07/2020 chill vibes, man. holy shit. 15:27 27/07/2020 so much time to |create as well! 15:27 27/07/2020 hahaha, apparently he likes me 15:27 27/07/2020 whoa, i didn't know how much 15:28 27/07/2020 \ / THE KOUNCIL OF FIVE DECIDES 15:28 27/07/2020 \ / TO APPROVE JANVIER'S REQUEST 15:28 27/07/2020 X TO OPERATIONALIZE HIS CABAL FORTHWITH 15:28 27/07/2020 / \ AND ANSWER THE |cKALL of THEIR FELLOW FAITHFUL 15:28 27/07/2020 / \ AND ALSO APPROVES HIS APPLICATION FOR HYPERTIMEKEEPER OF THE KABAL. Prepare to timestamp at 02:27:37:47:55, with the main clock of DisKord at about 17:55:55 15:48 27/07/2020 mission succesful 15:48 27/07/2020 will beam photos to the discord mothership 15:48 27/07/2020 we understand we shall be missed in our previous employer's team at the Frankenfondue Cheese House of Upper Middleton, Frivolia. 15:50 27/07/2020 THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION 15:50 27/07/2020 WE LIKE EM WITHOUT TOO MANY SKIZMATIK TENDENCIES 15:50 27/07/2020 KEEP YOUR MISSIONS CONFINED AND WE MAY WORK ON SOME TRULY KLANDESTINE PROJECTS 15:50 27/07/2020 15:51 has already arrived 15:50 27/07/2020 WH-WHAT? SOMEONE GET THE FUCKING SQUARE OUT OF HERE! 15:51 27/07/2020 hmmm, wonder what this red button does... #### #### 01:17 28/07/2020 whew, here we are again. Some tea? :P 01:18 28/07/2020 WE HAVE ACCUMULATED MUCH SLACK 01:18 28/07/2020 lol, haha, ok "honey" 01:18 28/07/2020 pffff, let's take it easy from now on 01:19 28/07/2020 for real huh 01:22 28/07/2020 lol, he's going for the dishes again